Saturday, December 1, 2007

Adam's new "squeeze"


Adam, after several years in the relationship wilderness, has met a really wonderful lady, Jennifer.

Jennifer is great:
  • Humorous
  • Very pretty
  • Creative
  • Funny
  • Fun loving
  • Spontaneous
  • Normal
  • Has great family (we have reason to believe)
  • Appears to have no criminal background (not that we've checked) Not on 10 most wanted anyhow
  • Good job (Microsoft) promoting video games
  • No visible tattoo's, no multiple body piercings (we are assured)
  • Well traveled
  • Graduate in Journalism
  • May be moderate something politically, but haven't asked
  • Gives every indication of really liking Adam (and, vice-versa)
  • Overall, maybe way to good for Adam (Just kidding!)
We can hardly wait to introduce Jennifer to all of you.

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