Adam, after several years in the relationship wilderness, has met a really wonderful lady, Jennifer.
Jennifer is great:
- Humorous
- Very pretty
- Creative
- Funny
- Fun loving
- Spontaneous
- Normal
- Has great family (we have reason to believe)
- Appears to have no criminal background (not that we've checked) Not on 10 most wanted anyhow
- Good job (Microsoft) promoting video games
- No visible tattoo's, no multiple body piercings (we are assured)
- Well traveled
- Graduate in Journalism
- May be moderate something politically, but haven't asked
- Gives every indication of really liking Adam (and, vice-versa)
- Overall, maybe way to good for Adam (Just kidding!)
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